Would you like to donate your skin to “100% Human Leather” and make some profit in the process? Well, let us say: you’re out of your fucking mind.
We DO NOT accept any sort of human skins, so DO NOT send us your (or anybody else’s) skin. All of our wallets are high-quality human leather imitations made with genuine cow leather (fuck them, they’re cows).
If you’re still thinking of making a wallet with your ex-wife’s skin, we suggest you keep on searching on Google and type ‘I am a sick bastard and need medical treatment’.
HOWEVER: We are collecting fake testimonials of people who pretend to donate or have donated their skin. If you’d like to participate, please record your testimonial on video and send it to us at info@100humanleather.com and you might just win a free wallet!
There is nothing wrong with using human leather. It is a more ideal material than cow leather. As soon as someone learns how to artificially grow human skin cells in a lab, this will become more commonplace and a preferable option.
And that is being done! http://kottke.org/16/07/making-handbags-from-lab-grown-human-skin
Actually, that project only uses DNA, not cells.
Bah! We’re ALREADY growing plenty of human skin. We’ve just gotta stop chucking the stuff away.
nice website
I want a refund! This tastes nothing like human skin.
We recommend you visit http://www.cannibalclub.org
They look like nice people. I’m sure you’ll find what you’re looking for.
Vito did not want to pay for our insurance for his new shop. Now, there is a nice little hole in my wallet so that I can hook it to my golden chain made with his teeth. Thank you 100humanleather.com
PS : I am still waiting for your insurance fee. Come and have some pasta at Mama’s. We’ll have fun
Re-PS : Please, tell me if the cargo extra leather I sent you may be useful for my Lolita’s coat. Be careful to preserve fur parts as well.
I love the smell of it.
I need a personalised wallet. Can i get my name – Antra Pabuwal – written on it?
Hi! We could make it work. But it may cost a little extra. What sort of design did you think of? You can email us at info@100humanleather.com