Would you like to donate your skin to “100% Human Leather” and make some profit in the process? Well, let us say: you’re out of your fucking mind.
We DO NOT accept any sort of human skins, so DO NOT send us your (or anybody else’s) skin. All of our wallets are high-quality human leather imitations made with genuine cow leather (fuck them, they’re cows).
If you’re still thinking of making a wallet with your ex-wife’s skin, we suggest you keep on searching on Google and type ‘I am a sick bastard and need medical treatment’.
HOWEVER: We are collecting fake testimonials of people who pretend to donate or have donated their skin. If you’d like to participate, please record your testimonial on video and send it to us at email@example.com and you might just win a free wallet!