Donate Your Skin

Would you like to donate your skin to “100% Human Leather” and make some profit in the process? Well, let us say: you’re out of your fucking mind.

We DO NOT accept any sort of human skins, so DO NOT send us your (or anybody else’s) skin. All of our wallets are high-quality human leather imitations made with genuine cow leather (fuck them, they’re cows).

If you’re still thinking of making a wallet with your ex-wife’s skin, we suggest you keep on searching on Google and type ‘I am a sick bastard and need medical treatment’.

HOWEVER: We are collecting fake testimonials of people who pretend to donate or have donated their skin. If you’d like to participate, please record your testimonial on video and send it to us at and you might just win a free wallet!

10 Responses to “Donate Your Skin”

  1. A fan January 6, 2015 at 08:35 Permalink

    There is nothing wrong with using human leather. It is a more ideal material than cow leather. As soon as someone learns how to artificially grow human skin cells in a lab, this will become more commonplace and a preferable option.

  2. daddy May 27, 2015 at 19:15 Permalink

    nice website

  3. Freaky Frank February 1, 2016 at 22:41 Permalink

    I want a refund! This tastes nothing like human skin.

  4. Don Ronaldo July 18, 2016 at 18:11 Permalink

    Vito did not want to pay for our insurance for his new shop. Now, there is a nice little hole in my wallet so that I can hook it to my golden chain made with his teeth. Thank you

    PS : I am still waiting for your insurance fee. Come and have some pasta at Mama’s. We’ll have fun :)
    Re-PS : Please, tell me if the cargo extra leather I sent you may be useful for my Lolita’s coat. Be careful to preserve fur parts as well.

  5. info August 23, 2017 at 20:49 Permalink

    I love the smell of it.
    I need a personalised wallet. Can i get my name – Antra Pabuwal – written on it?

    • admin August 23, 2017 at 20:45 Permalink

      Hi! We could make it work. But it may cost a little extra. What sort of design did you think of? You can email us at

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